Conversation With Logan

I rarely turn the radio on in the car anymore.  Conversations with Logan are much more entertaining.
Today in the car I am driving and Logan spots a boy walking a little dog
Logan "I want a small puppy"
Me "Tell me what you would do with your puppy."
Logan "Put a leash on it, walk it like that boy, give it a bone,"
Me "Would you feed it"
Logan "yeah, Dakota's food" (Dakota is our dog)
Me "Would you let Austin play with it"
Logan "No Austin's a baby he would be scared"
Me "What would you name your dog?"
Logan "Puppy"
Me "Would you clean up your puppy's poop?" (poop is a big topic right now)
Logan with a look of disgust "Poop is gross"
Me "Well who would clean it up?"
We are now passing a horse farm where he sees horses
Logan "The horse can clean it up, we need a horse too."
Me ending the conversation "ok ask daddy for a horse:)"

*Poop is talked about A L L the time.  I get the following questions very often "do girls poop? how do they poop" like daddy poops?"