Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. I LOVE it, so I thought I would give it a try.
I did not wake up last night at 2 am by falling out of the bed because we did not allow Logan to climb in between us at some point. After not falling out of the bed, I did not wake Austin up by not yelling a bad word. I did not get him out of bed to discover he did not pee completely through his diaper, pjs, and sheets. I did not strip his bed and put us both in the bath tub. I did not play a game of Solitaire on my blackberry while he played in the bath tub and it was not 2:15am. I did not give him a bottle after remaking his bed so he would go back to sleep. My children did not sleep until 9am waking up crying about being so hungry. After breakfast we did not take another bath and seriously did not watch the snow fall - UGH! I did not put my irritable boys in the car so I could go to the tanning bed and to Publix. I did not run into Gold's gym carrying both boys because it was so cold and they did not want to wear their winter coats. I did not leave a screaming Austin in the gym's nursery so I could tan for 10 minutes. I was not irritated when I went back to get the boys and they did not want to leave. I did not take two hungry boys to Publix so I could get our weekly grocery shopping done. I did not open crackers, cookies, drinks, and pepperoni so I could keep my kids in their seat. Oh I did not get the biggest cart the one with a car attached to the cart so I can barely maneuver through the store. I did not buy a bottle of wine with my kids in the cart. I did not tell Logan it was for mommy for later when he asked if he could have some. I did not let Logan throw the grocery's up on the counter when it was time to pay because at that point I REALLY DID NOT CARE. I did not put the kids in the car and run through the parking lot to return the cart. I did not make a healthy lunch for my children of turkey, cheese on wheat and carrot bites with ranch dip. I did not only eat the carrots and dip. I did not let Austin cry a few minutes until he fell asleep during nap time and I certainly did not watch Thomas the train for the 100th time. I did not listen to my almost 3 year old repeat the entire movie word for word. I did not let him have a fresca and chips. I did not beg him to take a nap. I did not agree to rest time in my bed with Clifford on. I did not play Solitaire on my lap top over and over again. I did not take an atavan to prepare for the afternoon. I did not sit through several Phineas and Pherb shows until dinner. I did not let my boys eat all the mini pepperoni while we made our pizza. I did not pour myself a glass of wine at 5:30 as my husband walked through the door. I am not glad that everyone is asleep in their own beds and I am sitting her blogging and watching Dancing with the Stars. I did not ever think I could admit to all of that, Not ME! See ya next week for Not Me Monday!
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